Life with two 13-week-old kittens is never boring. I popped out of the room for just a moment, and when I returned… chaos. My curious little furballs had discovered my 10-needle embroidery machine — and decided it was their new playground.

The result? A glorious spaghetti mess of multicoloured threads, tangled beyond recognition, cascading across my sewing table and floor. Reds, greens, golds, and whites — all twisted into what I can only describe as modern feline art installation.

Of course, I couldn’t even be mad. Their wide-eyed innocence and tiny paws made it impossible to scold them. Besides, this will probably become one of those memorable stories I’ll laugh about later (once I’ve finished rethreading all 10 needles…).

Lesson of the day: embroidery machines and kittens don’t mix. Or maybe they do — if you’re aiming for abstract chaos!